1979 HOROSCOPE: The Internet Is Going Crazy Over This Viral Horoscope From 1979

Libra (Sept23 – Oct 22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are nil. Most Libra women are wh****. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 – Now 21): The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and can’t be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b****. Most Scorpios are murderers.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon is a Sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day.

Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken s***. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should k*ll yourself.

 

Well, I’m speechless and have no comment. Since I’m Libra, I have no idea if I should laugh or cry since apparently, all Libra’s will die of general disease. 

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